magnitudes: (⊂( ・ ̫・)⊃)
ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-05 01:32 pm (UTC)

not all
one started in a grocery store
picked them up in between the nutella and vegemite

no that's a lie
I never started dating anyone in a grocery store
honestly that's where relationships go to fail, nothing tests love like grocery shopping

oh wait this one person I almost dated called me Carissa the entire night
they were so attractive but not worth it
zero out of five koala rating

didn't you ever meet someone with revenge dildos?

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