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detective beth childs. ([personal profile] brandishes) wrote2017-07-07 04:46 pm
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Hey, you've got Beth.

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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
welcome 2 life with sarissa

☀️ sun
🌊 surf
🧀 fine cheese
💡🌩️ existential crisis

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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-10 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
A winner of a dating profile blurb if I ever saw one.

Did you grow up surfing, or is that one of those australia stereotypes as credible as the riding a kangaroo to school business?

( gently...veers.....away....from....feelings.... )
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
( but FEELINGS, Beth )

mate I'm rural, proper big cities and beaches were both hours away
we had a river with a fuck off big jump into it, though

did you grow up riding moose and only communicating in variations of "eh" and "sorry"?
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-11 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
( no feelings!!!! )

Did you grow up on a farm? Was there animals?

Both.

Nah, no mooses, but there is a lot of eh's and sorry's. Can't say I drop them too much but that stereotype is at least somewhat accurate.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-11 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
In town, kinda, but I spent a lot of time it at my uncle's place. Sheep station. Lots of sheep, obvs, some dogs and horses and chooks.

What about you? City kid, I'm guessing?
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-11 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's kind of cool, actually. I don't think I've even seen undomesticated animals outside the zoo. I do feel like I need to ask if you were the Horse Girl when you were younger, though?

Pretty much as city as they come, down to the can't sleep without traffic sounds cliche. Never even camped.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god REALLY
you should come to me and Sarah's sometimes, we got pigs
I wanna get some sheep too but I reckon Saroula'll say no
what's that Horse Girl thing mean, but? Is it like the Elephant Man? Because if it is, then I'll have some colourful words for you, that poor guy had it rough

what's it like, being a flimsy little marshmallow in human form?
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-12 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't strike me as a sheep person, but admittedly that's based entirely off of first impressions.

( And a handful of emotional drunk dials, but y'know. We're not talking about feelings. )

I'm not calling you the elephant man, yikes. I know I'm cunty but I'm not that harsh. No, everyone has met at least one person who is Obsessed with horses, right? She usually has at least one horse, or she goes out to ride them, competes in shows, has a horse pencil case, social media profile pic is either the horse or her with the horse.

The fifteen minute order to door pad thai is amazing, thanks for asking.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
wait a minute
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
okay coppy mccoperson
okay
alright no i got this
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
so basically if a little girl has a hobby that she's passionate about, and something she's maybe good at
then it's funny to make fun of her for talking about that thing she's excited about?
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
seriously fuck you a little bit, that's shitty as

and thai food is gross
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-12 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
( well that escalated quickly. )

I'm not begrudging the youth their passions dude, everyone has their thing. I was so obsessed with Scooby Doo as a kid that I'd try to make anyone who gave me the time of day play at pretending to be the characters with me at lunch. Every damn day. Girls hobbies: aces. Grown women that still only want to talk about their horse and hang pictures and posters in their office cubicle, it's just weird. If that makes me shitty I can live with that.

( she absolutely thinks that sarissa is a horse girl now )
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
my bad i was just remembering some girls in my class who got made fun of by the boys for being really into horses and stuff

no yeah fair mate adults doing it is weird as

but if this is code for you saying you want a t-shirt with horses and love-hearts on it for Christmas
then just make any kind of response at all
and I will understand
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[personal profile] brandishes 2017-09-13 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Boys are jerks, school boys are the worst. Although I guess at least there's the mild justification that they're young and stupid, men are just shit without any excuses.

( #issues )

This is absolutely not code for me saying I want a t shirt with horse and heart decor on it.
Please don't do that to me.
I can't have that kind of thing lurking around the house I'll have to burn it to be sure it won't haunt me.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-13 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
No shit. Speaking of revenge on shitty boys, again, there was this dick who was bullying a mate of mine. I broke into his car and took the brake off, pushed it into the pond at school. Good times.

Okay. I gotcha.

I just tapped my nose knowingly, btw.
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