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[brandishes]

Hey, you've got Beth.

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voice. the day after the sarah-beth meeting and sarah bender...

[magnitudes]

Beth, I got a whole lot of words for you and not a lot of 'em are good ones.

[magnitudes]

Cooking tips with Sarissa:

Not a fan of cured meats?

How dare you. They've worked hard to get through their pain. You appreciate that salami.

:)

[ewenique]

( BANNERS! BRIGHT COLOURS! THE CHEERIEST PROMO EMAIL YOU EVER DID SEE. There's a rain of pink and yellow hearts in the background.

From an untraceable source, but whatever. )

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have won a free download code for HEART KAPOW WOW!

Download now to enjoy the new mobile game sensation!

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that took a fucking long time
anyway i'm making moussaka
hense all the eggplant
if you want I can put box some up for you
cause I do that for Tiger since she's a danger in the kitchen, but not moussaka obviously because meat and stuff
but I can put moussaka aside for you
if you want

after update; SURPRISE.

[ewenique]

I told you I needed you. You left me.

Snail mail.

[magnitudes]

( A gift with no note, from whatever this worlds equivalent of amazon dot com might be.

Inside, a cookbook: THE ESSENTIAL EGGPLANT: international eating with purple perfection


It's a signed copy and everything )

text.

[ewenique]

A person called Barry is trying to make me listen to Beyoncé.