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Hey, you've got Beth.

only for people who aren't rude

So I should say please then?

Cooking tips with Sarissa:

Trouble with trout? Try sweet talking it. They're always fishing for compliments.

There's a time and a plaice for jokes, alright?

( damnit )

You must be the life and sole of the party.

I've been told I'm a real catch.

Oh, definitely. Anyone in their right mind'd be hooked, no doubt.

If you tell anyone about this conversation I swear to cod I'll krill you.

Nah we'd have a whale of a time

Edited 2017-08-07 10:20 (UTC)