detective beth childs. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
brandishes) wrote2017-07-07 04:46 pm
brandishes) wrote2017-07-07 04:46 pm
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Hey, you've got Beth.
Hey, you've got Beth.
( sarissa why are you like this )
I don't even know where to start with all of this.
But yeah, I mean I'm not doing anything else? Nothing can fix a quiet evening like some drinks, a mop and a dildo.
I don't even know where to start with all of this.
But yeah, I mean I'm not doing anything else? Nothing can fix a quiet evening like some drinks, a mop and a dildo.
Can't hold that against you now,
can I? We've all got our oddities.
Most of them don't involve dildos, but that's okay, I can adjust.
can I? We've all got our oddities.
Most of them don't involve dildos, but that's okay, I can adjust.
I prefer to be judged by people that aren't my sisters for my hot boddity
but I guess I'll accept being judged for dildos and poor phrasing, this time, because somehow that's the less disturbing option
but hey, does Cosima always remind you how she's the hot one, because talk about brutal for the self esteem
but I guess I'll accept being judged for dildos and poor phrasing, this time, because somehow that's the less disturbing option
but hey, does Cosima always remind you how she's the hot one, because talk about brutal for the self esteem
Edited 2017-09-10 11:08 (UTC)
I mean can we even argue that one though? I thought I was doing this face a decent amount of justice, but Cos found a look that works and ran with it. We're all dust in her path.
If it's any consolation I'm only mildly judging. Mostly I'm just disappointed that more people don't offer to bring dildos around. Honestly, what a gift.
If it's any consolation I'm only mildly judging. Mostly I'm just disappointed that more people don't offer to bring dildos around. Honestly, what a gift.
I have a very fragile self esteem, okay, just let me pretend she's being a tiny bit of a jerk on this one thing
like I love Tiger more than life itself
but bloody hell
I mean most people don't think about how practical their gifts should be
it needs to be more than a dust collector
like I love Tiger more than life itself
but bloody hell
I mean most people don't think about how practical their gifts should be
it needs to be more than a dust collector
She managed to lock down a wife, I think the evidence objectively speaks for itself. When we're all married we can reassess.
It's true, the inventive/practical balance is a hard one to strike but I think the dildo really manages to walk that line.
But I mean the last gift I gave out was a toaster so I'm definitely part of the tragically boring problem.
It's true, the inventive/practical balance is a hard one to strike but I think the dildo really manages to walk that line.
But I mean the last gift I gave out was a toaster so I'm definitely part of the tragically boring problem.
you make marriage sound like a prison sentence
like she lured Paddington into a bear trap or something
and Georgia would have married me if shit hadn't gotten blown sideways for reasons that have nothing to do with me, so like
I'm gonna say that I could also be married, without making it sound like punishment, thanks for that ya fruit loop
in fairness with the toaster: was it the kind that could do those frozen waffles?
like she lured Paddington into a bear trap or something
and Georgia would have married me if shit hadn't gotten blown sideways for reasons that have nothing to do with me, so like
I'm gonna say that I could also be married, without making it sound like punishment, thanks for that ya fruit loop
in fairness with the toaster: was it the kind that could do those frozen waffles?
Edited 2017-09-10 11:43 (UTC)
Old habits. Marriage is a beautiful sacrament etc etc.
But I suppose that counts. Still got to wait for me and Sarah to get on the board before we can do a new ranking, right? Could be waiting a while.
( does sarissa know about MK? sarah could have told her, of course, it'd hardly be wrong to, but beth won't be the one to bring her up if she can help it. god knows she can't imagine the girl would like that all that much, and she doesn't need any more reasons for MK to lash out at her.
she still remembers that trash can lid, damnit. )
Of course it did, I'm not an animal.
But I suppose that counts. Still got to wait for me and Sarah to get on the board before we can do a new ranking, right? Could be waiting a while.
( does sarissa know about MK? sarah could have told her, of course, it'd hardly be wrong to, but beth won't be the one to bring her up if she can help it. god knows she can't imagine the girl would like that all that much, and she doesn't need any more reasons for MK to lash out at her.
she still remembers that trash can lid, damnit. )
Of course it did, I'm not an animal.
Edited 2017-09-10 11:57 (UTC)
yeah
still not sure how we would have reconciled the issues with Greek Orthodox and Catholic services and neither being crash hot on gay marriage
anyway whatever its not like I care anymore
( whats an mk
is it a type of cookie. )
there see that's like waffles and orgasms are both important
still not sure how we would have reconciled the issues with Greek Orthodox and Catholic services and neither being crash hot on gay marriage
anyway whatever its not like I care anymore
( whats an mk
is it a type of cookie. )
there see that's like waffles and orgasms are both important
Look I can't tackle the problems of thousands of years of deep rooted problems in religious organisations, I'll need a couple weeks at least you know?
( definitely sounds like you don't care at all sarissa, beth totally believes u ........ )
If you've got those two things squared away you're basically set in life, right? Hopefully anyway, a two item to-do list is easy to tackle, anything longer is just hassle.
( definitely sounds like you don't care at all sarissa, beth totally believes u ........ )
If you've got those two things squared away you're basically set in life, right? Hopefully anyway, a two item to-do list is easy to tackle, anything longer is just hassle.
🙏 🙏 🙏 thanks mate detect the shit outta the solution
what if I made my list
1. inner peace
2. a meaningful existence
what if I made my list
1. inner peace
2. a meaningful existence
...Things went from 0 to heavy real fast there. If you figure out how to get either of those things, you've got to share the secrets. Pretty sure the other list is a lot less work.
( y u do this to her girl )
( y u do this to her girl )
welcome 2 life with sarissa
☀️ sun
🌊 surf
🧀 fine cheese
💡🌩️ existential crisis
☀️ sun
🌊 surf
🧀 fine cheese
💡🌩️ existential crisis
A winner of a dating profile blurb if I ever saw one.
Did you grow up surfing, or is that one of those australia stereotypes as credible as the riding a kangaroo to school business?
( gently...veers.....away....from....feelings.... )
Did you grow up surfing, or is that one of those australia stereotypes as credible as the riding a kangaroo to school business?
( gently...veers.....away....from....feelings.... )
( but FEELINGS, Beth )
mate I'm rural, proper big cities and beaches were both hours away
we had a river with a fuck off big jump into it, though
did you grow up riding moose and only communicating in variations of "eh" and "sorry"?
mate I'm rural, proper big cities and beaches were both hours away
we had a river with a fuck off big jump into it, though
did you grow up riding moose and only communicating in variations of "eh" and "sorry"?
( no feelings!!!! )
Did you grow up on a farm? Was there animals?
Both.
Nah, no mooses, but there is a lot of eh's and sorry's. Can't say I drop them too much but that stereotype is at least somewhat accurate.
Did you grow up on a farm? Was there animals?
Both.
Nah, no mooses, but there is a lot of eh's and sorry's. Can't say I drop them too much but that stereotype is at least somewhat accurate.
In town, kinda, but I spent a lot of time it at my uncle's place. Sheep station. Lots of sheep, obvs, some dogs and horses and chooks.
What about you? City kid, I'm guessing?
What about you? City kid, I'm guessing?
That's kind of cool, actually. I don't think I've even seen undomesticated animals outside the zoo. I do feel like I need to ask if you were the Horse Girl when you were younger, though?
Pretty much as city as they come, down to the can't sleep without traffic sounds cliche. Never even camped.
Pretty much as city as they come, down to the can't sleep without traffic sounds cliche. Never even camped.
oh my god REALLY
you should come to me and Sarah's sometimes, we got pigs
I wanna get some sheep too but I reckon Saroula'll say no
what's that Horse Girl thing mean, but? Is it like the Elephant Man? Because if it is, then I'll have some colourful words for you, that poor guy had it rough
what's it like, being a flimsy little marshmallow in human form?
you should come to me and Sarah's sometimes, we got pigs
I wanna get some sheep too but I reckon Saroula'll say no
what's that Horse Girl thing mean, but? Is it like the Elephant Man? Because if it is, then I'll have some colourful words for you, that poor guy had it rough
what's it like, being a flimsy little marshmallow in human form?
Edited 2017-09-12 00:07 (UTC)
She doesn't strike me as a sheep person, but admittedly that's based entirely off of first impressions.
( And a handful of emotional drunk dials, but y'know. We're not talking about feelings. )
I'm not calling you the elephant man, yikes. I know I'm cunty but I'm not that harsh. No, everyone has met at least one person who is Obsessed with horses, right? She usually has at least one horse, or she goes out to ride them, competes in shows, has a horse pencil case, social media profile pic is either the horse or her with the horse.
The fifteen minute order to door pad thai is amazing, thanks for asking.
( And a handful of emotional drunk dials, but y'know. We're not talking about feelings. )
I'm not calling you the elephant man, yikes. I know I'm cunty but I'm not that harsh. No, everyone has met at least one person who is Obsessed with horses, right? She usually has at least one horse, or she goes out to ride them, competes in shows, has a horse pencil case, social media profile pic is either the horse or her with the horse.
The fifteen minute order to door pad thai is amazing, thanks for asking.
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