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detective beth childs. ([personal profile] brandishes) wrote2017-07-07 04:46 pm

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Hey, you've got Beth.

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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-04 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
yeah like
making sure people know the obvious/understand the basics, that kinda thing

YEAH
Melodie
and it was extra shit because I'd had a crush on her since i was like twelve

anyway we dated for like four months after that, good times
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-04 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm an achiever

and i mean he did, but he regretted it every time
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-05 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
nothing so similar to a double edged sword

it ended okay
not with a bang but a "huh"
I mean I could make up a dramatic story to make it more interesting, but the highlight of the relationship was annoying Nicko about it

And Mafia Princess is called Georgia. Or Satan. For the former than the latter, these days. For a while I thought she tried to have me killed. Turned out it wasn't what it looked like.

Our first date was her taking me to A&E with a mild concussion.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-05 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
not all
one started in a grocery store
picked them up in between the nutella and vegemite

no that's a lie
I never started dating anyone in a grocery store
honestly that's where relationships go to fail, nothing tests love like grocery shopping

oh wait this one person I almost dated called me Carissa the entire night
they were so attractive but not worth it
zero out of five koala rating

didn't you ever meet someone with revenge dildos?
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
she hauled me there in a very nice car
like a really nice car
I saw $$$


( she is full of shit. )

MATE okay shit we gotta fix that
"charity run" please that's some boring white bread shit
did they also organise their socks by brand alphabet and only read books in the NYT bestsellers
were you dating a mop

anyway I actually love charity runs but what's life without random dildos
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
hey, that's my fiancée you're talking about
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
( fml fml fml )
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
ex-fiancée, christing christicles on a christ cracker
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
ANYWAY wait this mop with his brand socks
what was his name, do you want to have a drink and some sweet chats

I could bring you an actual mop and a dildo just so you feel included
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
oh god just don't think about how fucking weird that last part could sound
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
listen

I'm poorly socialised
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer to be judged by people that aren't my sisters for my hot boddity
but I guess I'll accept being judged for dildos and poor phrasing, this time, because somehow that's the less disturbing option


but hey, does Cosima always remind you how she's the hot one, because talk about brutal for the self esteem
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I have a very fragile self esteem, okay, just let me pretend she's being a tiny bit of a jerk on this one thing

like I love Tiger more than life itself

but bloody hell

I mean most people don't think about how practical their gifts should be
it needs to be more than a dust collector
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
you make marriage sound like a prison sentence
like she lured Paddington into a bear trap or something

and Georgia would have married me if shit hadn't gotten blown sideways for reasons that have nothing to do with me, so like
I'm gonna say that I could also be married, without making it sound like punishment, thanks for that ya fruit loop

in fairness with the toaster: was it the kind that could do those frozen waffles?
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-10 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah
still not sure how we would have reconciled the issues with Greek Orthodox and Catholic services and neither being crash hot on gay marriage
anyway whatever its not like I care anymore


( whats an mk
is it a type of cookie. )


there see that's like waffles and orgasms are both important

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